AhYapSucksADamnLot T-Shirt Business
Dec 17th, 2007 by AhYap
You are just an ignorant bugger who prefers to criticize your country than to do something about it. If you are so smart, go and work in TM! But I don’t think that you are one. Stop comparing your country with Singapore, for goodness sake! It is a small country, and it is much easier to handle! and maybe i will try to start a ‘AhYapSucksADamnLot” t-shirt business. Sucker.
I receive this kind of comments a lot. AhYap.com has a lot of fans and at the same time a lot of haters! As I have said before, I have my own stand on things and that’s why people either like me or hate me a lot.
But for this guy, I find his comment very interesting. If TM sucks and I need to work at TM, then I also need to work at Proton, MAS and also the PRIME MINISTER office and Sammy Vellu office! I also need to work at the traffic department, the flood department, the police department … … since I need to fix all the things that sucks in Malaysia.
Singapore is better because it is smaller? Then why the heck USA that has 300 million people is also better than our tiny 24 million population country? And TM, MAS and Proton (the company) should be a lot smaller than Singapore (the country) and why TM cannot do better than the overall Singapore? Blaming the size is lame. In Chinese we say, “Blaming the floor is too hard when your can’t shit”.
And lastly, starting AhYapSucksADamnLot T-Shirt business show that your don’t have the common sense and economic sense. How much money can you make from that? You can’t even cover your printing cost on it! Someone print the Streamyx Sucks T-Shirt elsewhere and have over 30 preorders even before he print the T-Shirt. And that make sense.
What Malaysian do most of the time is to avoid the truth, the painful truth, the fucking truth!
“It’s OK if Singapore is better than us because they are smaller. And we are better than Nigeria!”
“We can’t fixed the flood and traffic jam, let’s fixed AirAsia sexy uniform.”
“Let’s blame Anwar Ibrahim for everything.”
The truth is, big or small, you have to improve your country! The truth is, easy or hard, you have to work on the flood and traffic jam issues! The truth is, Anwar Ibrahim is not God, he is just an ordinary man.
Your site is indeed better than reading newspaper.
I wonder how would an AhYap Sucks T shirt looks like… could it be something like this?
he is just saying you need to compare us with USA
he is sei saw hai, if he really print your t-shirt, then he will make u famous and indirectly drive you traffic…and more malaysian waken up…haha, nice post!
Lao low, i need to consult you about the photoshop design next time when i go back..
I find it rather amusing when people dismiss Singapore efficiency by pointing out its smaller population. I work in Singapore and return to JB everyday. I’am a Malaysian, but the plain truth is …they are simply ….well …efficient. What !!! You want example or proof!!. Oh my god!! In that case I’ll need to write a 200 page book. Anyway if u are game enough I can arrange a ” fact finding tour” . If after that anyone still disagree with me Singapore is efficient, I bear all expenses. If it’s an eye opener for you, then you take care the expenses!!
Any takers !!!
lame nor no lame,Malaysians (portion of the 24millions with no crucial organ named BRAIN) bear I Love Malaysia or Malaysia Boleh with over uneccessary,blind of loyalty.well if this bolehland truly shows such inevitable transcendent potential if given chance,time,money or blah blah blah,then why they cant explain why they even need to organise 2nd royal investigation division for the latest mindblowing,eye opening issues(all sort of issues oso need 2nd check,3rd chescking unti nobody remember how many checks been carried out,people would try avoid masalah and would forget it simply)…
i didnt used up to rm337.85 per month for my tmnut streamyx (rm49/month package)but i was given sudden notice on it..so i call them with polite and sincere,seek only some reasonable reason for such unreasonable mistake,but for 3 weeks,i called and called and called until i dun knw hw many fucking calls i made..the matter seem never able to be faced coz nobody on the other side of the phone,always or im veli “sui”?
ever experience that?
or they(tmnut)would plays all those fucking advertisment or lullaby of sorrowful deaths until u give up the call..or they would repay your “sincere and valuble feedback”with ‘tunggu sekejap encik,saya perlu check ini dulu,itu dulu…”…then magic,puff!!!
tiu,mana orangnya.hello…damn,they just hang u up…i thought they say check the bill detail for me since i pay rm49 permonth for the slowest online speed in SouthEastAsia,i comfort myself with all kinds of possibility_(maybe they tak sengaja hung,or they hung it up becoz they wanna reach the kuih on the other side of table,etc)
but.is that the truth?
i sought full explanation,but if i cant even make one successful call,who i can ask?
You should include ahyap website address on your T-Shirt.
Dear Ahyap,
Good day and happy new years,
Accidentally i was bump on this blog and find a lot of interesting though i am malay but i think you and me share the same feeling \
it’s all about Streamyx, right now i am posting this massage via dial up
connections since my applications for streammyx was pending for 3 weeks ! repeat again for 3 weeks and i don’t know what the hack they doing and i hope your blog will move them..wake up them
ha…ha…( and now i realize that TMNet really a TM-NUt)
#BTW your leng lui was damm good, it’s all yours?
hey Ah Yap, I am some random guy from Australia who happens to stumble across your blog. I enjoy reading your articles in the “Just For Laugh” space.
It’s both funny and direct to the point. I think you can get in trouble for a lot of the things you’ve written, but then I don’t think you give a shit:)
I can’t say I agree to every thing you’ve said, but a lot of it I agree to, and for the other things, it’s just damn funny. haha
Anyway, I am looking forward to reading more articles from you, keep up the good work. (btw, I’m of Chinese living in Australia, not a fucking 鬼佬)
Regards,
Random guy
i stumble on yr blog bcos i really want to fock screamax up for their focking internet service. but i end up reading yr blog , and laugh till i pee in my pants….hahahaha….u are one hell of a funny guy !! as i read yr blog , somehow i guess u must be ipoh mari , yr kantonis focking shows !! i hv not use those focking words for so long , like , since my skool days. i pass yr website to a few of my old ipohmari frens , and they oso laugh till they pee in their pants too !!your use of words reminded us of our younger days when we oso talk like that !!if we din finish reading all yr posts , we would have thought you are around 50’s…hahahaha. Keep up the good focking work , young man!!