Ong Ka Ting, Abdullah Badawi dan Hishammuddin Hussein dalam Rancangan “Who Wants To Be a Millionaire”
Aug 27th, 2007 by AhYap
Cerita ini direka semata-mata untuk tujuan pendidikan.
Ong Ka Ting sedang berada di dalam rancangan “Who Wants To Be A Millionaire” siaran NTV7. Keadaan sangat genting kerana dia telah menjawab soalan 500 ribu Ringgit dan sedang menunggu sama ada jawapannya betul!
Jalalludin Hassan, “Jawapan anda … … … … … SELEPAS INI!”
AhYap di depan TV, “Diu!”
(selepas iklan dan banyak lagi air liur dari Jalalludin Hassan)
Jalalludin Hassan, “… Jawapan anda … … … … … BETUL! Syabas dan anda sekarang mendapati 500,000 ringgit!”
(tepukan penonton)
Jalalludin, “Sekarang ke soalan 1 juta! Adakah anda dapat membawa balik 1 juta hari ini? … (air liur lagi) .. Adakah anda sudah bersiap sedia?”
Ong Ka Ting, “Ya, sila teruskan.”
Jalalludin, “Oh, soalan ini memang senang. Ini soalan politik! Tentu YB dapat menjawabnya dengan cepat!”
Ong Ka Ting pun shock sendiri apabila dia terdengar soalan itu soalan politik! Politik adalah mangkuk nasi beliau. Hadiah 1 juta sudah dekat di tangannya.
Jalalludin, “Di antara berikut, yang manakah ejaan betul bagi Menteri Pendidikan Malaysia? …
A. H-i-s-h-a-m-u-d-i-n,
B. H-i-s-h-a-m-u-d-d-i-n,
C. H-i-s-h-a-m-m-u-d-d-i-n,
D. H-i-s-h-a-r-m-u-d-d-i-n”
Ong Ka Ting, “Oh! Diu Lor!”
Jalalludin, “Apa tu? D?”
Ong Ka Ting, “Oh bukan, saya ingin mengunakan life line saya yang terakhir - Call-a-Friend.”
Jalalludin, “Siapa YB nak call?”
Ong Ka Ting, “Datuk Seri Abdullah Badawi.”
NTV7 cuba menghubungi Perdana Menteri…
Jalalludin, “Hello, Perdana Menteri? Saya Jalludin Hassan dalam rancangan ‘Who Wants To Be a Millionaire’ dan di sini adalah Datuk Seri Ong Ka Ting. Dia perlukan bantuan anda untuk menjawap soalan 1 juta! Anda ada 30 saat. Mulai sekarang.”
(30, 29, 28 …)
Ong Ka Ting, “Pak Lah! Bagaimana mengeja Hishamuddin?! H-i-s-h-a-m-u-d-i-n, H-i-s-h-a-m-u-d-d-i-n, H-i-s-h-a-m-m-u-d-d-i-n, H-i-s-h-a-r-m-u-d-d-i-n”
Abdullah, “Huh? Apa lu cakap, boleh perlahan sikit?”
Ong Ka Ting, “Lu eja terus bagi saya lah”.
Abdullah, “Ok, aku cuba, H-I-S-H-A … eh ada R tak? H-I-S-H-A-M … hmmm, satu M ke dua M? H-I-S-H-A-M-U-D-D … eh, satu D ke dua D?! …ehhh … ehhh … H-I-S-H-A ….”
Jalalludin, “5, 4, 3, 2, 1 ….”
Ong Ka Ting, “Harlooooo… harlo? Uh.”.
Jalalludin, “YB, apa jawapan yang anda ingin pilih.”
Ong Ka Ting, “Hmmm… Hmmm… Saya mau ambil 500 ribu dan balik. Tak mau teka lah! Susah sangat ni!”
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Tujuan utama saya menulis cerita ini adalah untuk mengajar para pembaca ejaan yang betul bagi Menteri Pendidikan kita. Jika nama Menteri Pendidikan pun tak boleh eja, macam mana boleh kita kata Sistem Pendidikan kita baik?
Jawapan yang betul, adalah … … … … SELEPAS INI!
&*%@$!^%^&%^
Jawapan yang betul mengikut wikipedia adalah C. H-i-s-h-a-m-m-u-d-d-i-n.
Tak ada ‘r’. Dua ‘m’ dan dua 2 ‘d’.
Tak payah malu jika anda eja salah sebab ada 741 laman web pun eja salah menurut Google.
Lagipun, dalam wikipedia Hishammuddin, ejaan Hishammuddin (dua ‘m’) digunakan 9 kali dan Hishamuddin (satu ‘m’) digunakan 6 kali.
Google punya spell-check pun tak tepat.
Lagipun, laman web Menteri Pendidikan Malaysia pun ada guna ejaan yang salah.
Mana satu yang memang memang betul? Kita perlu check dia punya IC lor!
Ahyap, engkau celaka betul~
Wongdog di depan LCD, “Diu nia sing!”
Peserta seterusnya Encik Abu Bakar bin Atan dari parit buntar untuk RM 500 ringgit. Soalannya pertamanya ialah siapakah pemusnah bangsa Malaysia ?
A) Umno
B) MCA
C) MIC
D) Bas express.
Saya pilih D!!. Betul D ? Jawapan mutlak?? Ya saya tahu memang D, sebab hari itu ramai orang mati akibat Bas Express jalan cepat - cepat.
Jawapannya saya tak nak buang masa untuk iklan sebentar lagi, you masuk rancangan ini mesti ada sedikit standardlah. A B dan C tak nak pilih nak pilik bas express pulak.
Apa you pernah lihat Umno bunuh orang meh ?
Oh takde tapi itu UMNO MCA MIC patutlah checklah itu drebar tak bayar saman, sekarang hisap dadah pulak.
Betul jugak tu saya akan memilih calon yang sayang bangsa negara esok hari. Saya banyak takut itu keris yang tajam - tajam belaka.
Tapi boleh pinjam RM 500.00? Nak balik kampunglah, saya pinjam dari YB Ka Ting dia kata takde wang, baru saja menang 500 mau tipu saya.
We are Malaysian Caring Malaysian we are committed to stand united. We are happy (clap clap) Malaysia is free (clap clap).
Tapi sekarang negara semacam saja ? Macam ada virus dekat bangsa Malaysia.
Tukar Lagu rentak terkini - AIDS merbahaya AEDES pula Menggggaaaannccaaammm manusia!!! HAII EEHH AAHH YARRR
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Ong Ka Ching $$$ RM 500,00.00
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Money money money must be funny in a rich man’s world !!
CHIN CHIN CHIN CHIN.
Making money at the expense of other people you will chou chek MAU
Chou Chek Kau lei deh mou tak chou ching YIAN.
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Keris got made in China one ah ?
Malaysia flag also got wor but extra one more line lah.
Why ah ?
Cause you ask cheap i give you cheap.
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The modern keris has existed since at least the mid 14th Century. It developed in East Java from an earlier form known in Java as the keris buda. The keris buda was preceded by and, coexisted with, a Javanese dagger with a leaf shaped blade which resembled the leaf shaped blades of Indian swords.
The period during which the keris buda, and its immediate predecessor, came into being was the Early Classical Period (end 7th Century to end 9th Century). This period of Javanese history was heavily influenced by Indian culture and ideas. The evidence, although incomplete, points to the keris being a descendant of the line of weaponry which embraces the leaf shaped blades of India, and proposed by Rawson as ” …a common Aryan heritage of the Indo Aryan peoples”.
Solyom states: “We may only speculate about how and when the keris and its manner of use evolved.” He then goes on to mention an early form of keris known in Java as keris buda, which the Javanese attribute to the Central Javanese Hindu Buddhist era (c. 700 A.D. to c. 900 A.D.). He comments further: “Apparently no reliable dating has been obtained for them.”
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Now in year 2007 you can start producing China Made Keris, cheap labour, fast production man. Malaysian flag also made in China already.
So cheap but we are Malaysian we must belilah barangan buatan Malaysia tetapi cina punya half price so how ?
Our businessman order in China, ship to Malaysia and sell it to Malaysia. We must help Malaysia but first we must establish Bangsa
Malaysia.
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The Keris is NOT USER FRIENDLY
And the USER ALSO IS NOT FRIENDLY
The Malaysian’s are VERY FRIENDLY
But racial issues make them NOT FRIENDLY
Dear Ministers and politicians do u need FRIEND or ENEMY ?
Its not the product NOT USER FRIENDLY
IT is the USER NOT FRIENDLY.
hai Yap, you are the best of the best, satu jarum nampak darah..
hey dude..first time here..
and daaaamn its funny!! keep it up!
@malaysianpeople, I am sure you are ready to start your own blog already.
You can use blogger.com or if you want you own wordpress blog, you just need to get a hosting (exabytes.com) and then install wordpress from the control panel. You can start blogging in 5 minutes!
Dude, I just gone through 1st page posts and u r funny.. diu?thats funny compared to tiu..wakakakaka..
it’ll be fun to watch them live on tv, how intellectual they are, or otherwise.
I comment so much Ah Yap wants me to get my own blog.
Okay we can cross refer next time.
I do it when i got time lah
Have to cari makan
One Sik Kanan.
AhYap, i think u can take over Jalalludin… haha
haha…u wan to check his IC??Think twice!!he got KERIS!!
After the show…….
YB Ong will think angrily:” Shit, the Minister of Education caused me RM500,000.”
Hisam….you-know-how- to-spell think:” Next time I should waive my NameTag!!”
Our beloved PM think:” So stress! So stress! this question Ong ask me so difficult until I feel so stress. I better go back to bedroom and forget about everything, and I must not speak a word on it any more.”
Jalalludin Hassan kena lock up after the show under ISA, he is suspected in raising a sensitive issue intended to destroy the harmony and peace of Malaysia or BN.
Ah Yap, when are you going to post any new blog? Miss reading the fun yet meaningful blog from you ler..
今天，2006年总审计司报告出炉后，引起朝野一片哗然，就像打破了一缸污水一样，让我们看到多个政府部门及单位里面的诸多弊端，滥权、贪污、舞弊、糊涂账目一箩箩等，涉及的款项皆是百万、千万、万万，这些钱去了哪里？没有人负责，也没有人归案；循例象征式的查询，循例官腔调的解说，最后不了了之。
‘啦飞答’女士还说,生意人要赚钱,但也不须要卖那么贵给政府!!!!哇!他妈的..LIMPEK听到就火滚!…你们想看,’那么贵’政府为何还会批准!!!!
他妈的摆明是同流合污嘛!现在反而怪起生意人来了..真好笑.他妈的有种就找出谁批准!!华人幸幸苦苦供儿女读书,他妈的土著就在吃国民的血汗钱…
更好笑的是华族是很难拿到政府的生意,大致上是土著拿完,就算华族要做也须要找土著做伙伴,一起注册公司后才有机会.
现在讲’生意人’卖太贵,真SOHAI到极点,还不是自打自嘴巴.一个特意卖贵,一个假装批准,事成过后才来你一半我也一半,哈哈.
青年技术学院以1 万7 千令吉4 千811 令吉来购买市价仅值417 令吉的工具书、国防部购巡逻舰多付14亿令吉、土地局倒贴巨款卖屋、13部门违令超额开销、学生已停学但高等教育基金照旧发放贷款……
这些天文数字的钱加起来，我们可以建很多高品质的医院、学校、不收费的大桥、改善公共交通系统、托儿所、消拯局、廉价屋、买回收费大道的管理权让人民受惠等等，可是，这些钱流向哪里、失职失责的人有受到对付吗？也没有人回答。
面对总审计司的报告，有人积极应付，但有更多人将一切归咎于技术错误，否认失职，更有的厚颜无耻，声称所买的贵货价格仍低于财政部的顶限。
On the purchase of 3.1 megapixel digital cameras, it said each device came with a tripod, USB cable, video cable, desktop computer and software CD. The A-G’s report had said that the camera was bought for RM8,254, when the market price was RM2,990.
On the 90 sets of Faber Castell technical pens bought for RM103,190.40, with each set costing RM1,146.56, the Treasury replied that each set included a set of spare nibs with a Rotring Vibrator.
The quotation given by A.W. Faber Castell (M) Sdn Bhd for the same model was RM160 per set.
Wikipedia is not necessary correct. Maybe the person who put up that entry spelled wrongly. . .
hey…this is freaking funny. i didnt know u write hilarious blog. let’s talk about politics when i see u, sure we have so much to share!!
hey hey..who r u gonna vote? i wont tell ur father or my mother…
Hehehe..
No wonder you’re Ah Yap. Ahahahahahaha…
Good one!
Sohai kodak camera you can get RM 650.00 for 8 megapixel already loh
Really Dai SoHAIS
If i can use RM8,254 camera i can shoot Simon Yam high quality hamtai man 12 hours non stop and maybe beat Ang Lee to the New pornstar Oscar Award. And the Winner is The Malaysian pornstar Sohai Stramyx Gay movie with Simon Yam.
The sohai streamyx
Pak hamtai lah don’t work for streamyx
Better Future and better pay.
Cause Hong Kong EPF very high got apartment subsidy sommore.
After 97 now got competition from china pslah.
But still better future than in streamyx
You are gonna be sohai anyway
why not play the hai ?
hey..
i made this site
http://www.justaskmeanything.com
go see see
Donald i’m love it
Now we should get syed albar to play the game.
Jalaluddin Hassan : How do you spell Sarah Montague ?
Syed Hamid : DIU ask me to pusing can lah ask me to spell my English so poor.
Jalaluddin Hassan : Macam la saya bagus
Syed Hamid : Apasal you tak bagus
Jallaluddin Hassan : Sebab saya MARA Graduate
is my first time reading ur blog. ur really funny n good!!!
keep it up….
that was seriously funny but it is not if it really happened in real life. and i’m still thinking could that be true … yes i know that story is just a fiction and it’s a good one. >.
Angkasawan Fiction Story - All rights reserved by Malaysian People. Ah yap lend me your blog to express my creativity ok ?
Itulah dia saat yang dinanti – nantikan Astronat Negara akan berlepas hari ini ke angkasa bersama – sama
Astronaut Peggy Whitson dari USA,
Cosmonaut Yuri Malechenko dari Russia,
TaikoNaut Dr Ronnie Lee dari HONG KONG, dan
Can or Not Dr Sheik Dari Malaysia
bersama – sama jumlah 16 kakitangan.
Sekarang kita lintas langsung ke Cosmodome Khazakstan untuk menyaksikan detik bersejarah ini.
5 – 4 – 3 – 2 – 1 – 0 BEESSSSHHHHH SHUUUUUUUU BLASSTTTTTT …………..
Itu pesawat telahpun berlepas dengan baik meninggalkan bumi yang tercinta. Dr Sheik pun kagum melihat keindahan dunia dan ternampak seekor naga di dunia.
DR SHEIKH : Apakah binatang itu ?
PEGGY WINSTON : That’s the Great Wall Of China
DR SHEIK : Oh ya ke ? Apakah pula benda yang tajam itu ?
PEGGY WINSTON : That’s Eifel Towers. Whats that square down there in Malaysia.
DR SHEIK yang belajar di UKM berasa Megah kerana dia bukan katak di bawah tempurung walaupun UKM graduate dengan lancinya menjawab :
DR SHEIK : itulah Dataran Putrajaya !! Sambil menyentuh rambutnya dengan semangat membara.
PEGGY WINSTON : Whats the small little spots down there ?
DR SHEIK : Oh that’s the BAR COUNCIL protesting about our Malaysian Judiciary. Dalam hatinya DR SHEIK berkata itu Mat Salleh belum pernah lihat ular besar berak.
PEGGY WINSTON : Saya berasa penat hendak minum
DR SHEIK : Yalah kerajaan bawa saya sini untuk buat “ Teh tarik” di angkasa. Saya Teh Tarik Expert.
PEGGY WINSTON : OKAY ! KURANG MANIS YA ?
Dalam keghairahan meminum teh , TIBA – TIBA …………..
Enjin pertama pesawat rosak dan Dr SHEIK menelefon Syed Albar di KL dan berkata : -
DR SHEIK : KL, WE HAVE A PROBLEM !
Syed Albar : Whats the problem ?
DR SHEIK : Enjin kita rosak
Syed Albar : You buat satu pusinganlah
DR SHEIK : Ini bukan BBC interview you jangan pusing - pusing lah.
Dr Ronnie : Look whats that? Looks like a flying saucer. They shoot our engine What should we do ?
Dr Yuri : Oh my god that’s ET. We should blast them off !!!
Dr Ronnie : Niama lah you lah ORDER all the enjin sparepart from CHINA. See now the enjin cannot tahan the E.T. missiles.
Dr Yuri : Cheap Mah !
Dr Ronnie : Cheap thing no good good things no cheap.
E.T> I come to abduct you all hahaahahaaa !!! ET seterusnya menangkap semua krew balik ke planet ZION untuk diujikaji.
Next week story coming soon
Angkasawan Part 2
ET Menangkap semua crew 16 kakitangan KE PLANET ZION.
Mereka tersentak melihat keindahan planet ZION dengan apartment yang cantik dan bungalow yang besar besar belaka.
ET kejam dan telah menahan crew tersebut selama 10 tahun. Dr Sheik ingin membeli condo dan bertanya E.T untuk membeli rumah it dengan 7% discount.
ET > Why you want 7 % discount ?
Dr Sheik : Sebab saya bumiputra
ET > Sini bukan BUMI, sini ZION, hanya ZIONPUTRA sahaja boleh beli DENGAN DISCOUNT SPECIAL.
Dr Sheik : Thats not Fair
ET > Who cares ?
Tiba - tiba, Dr Lee berkata :-
Dr Lee : Saya mahu beli, beli malaysia no discount, happy valley so expensive, Malaysia also i got non bumi price.
I buy HERE buy malaysia, anywhere also same lah
SAYA PALING UNTUNG !!!
The moral of the story of Angkasawan is beause EVEN YOU ARE OPPRESSED,
YOU LEARN THAT good life can only by hard and honest work. You will find life hard outside the world if you depend on the Government spoonfeed. LIFE IS EASY IF YOU WORK HARD AND HONEST YOU HAVE NO FEAR.
Moral cerita ini ialah sekiranya kita bekerja keras, kita boleh menghadapi seluruh dunia dengan kemampuan kita. Sekiranya kita mengharapkan bantuan kerajaan, kita akan berasa susah di negara lain.
THE END
That was a good one dude.. hahaha
Which one ?
Hishammuddin or Angkasawan ?
nice job dude,i like that story…you dunt mind i post it in frendster?
U got an eye opener there, but AhYaP, its a pity most people follows the latitude of the three monkeys.
Btw, guys, dont blame Datuk Hish (I dont want to go to jail for this). Maybe theres too much space on the surat beranak form, maybe it was the IN thing back then to have double letters in names or maybe its not even Datuk Hus(again I..) who went to register the birth cert, being a minister, lots of assistant around who want to be helpful willing to help. In other word.. bodek him.
Its just a name and doesn’t signifies a person’s character.
I just hope Datuk Hish…(sorry) and all other ministers can do their job sincerely and be more wiser while being more tolerant in repelling attack of thoughts.
Touching Politics:
Jeng Jeng Jeng!!
(If I get Jailed for this, others don’t follow unless you got balls)
Do you know why our govt is so sensitive?
Look around you. read and watch global news, observe the world….
Q: Who are normally very sensitive when theres a negative comment about their way of life and believes?
Cross reference that with our country or leaders.
Wonder why? I can go on and on and on……
Hmmmm
I think better not. My balls not big enough yet to be a hero.
AhYap, you’re the man
haha… nice millionaire story… and angkasawan also… very funny…. till LMAO!
ahyap, the link to the wikipedia on above i think u have directed to the wrong name ^^ “http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hishamuddin_Hussein”
Wikipedia has redirected me to “http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hishamuddin_Hussein”
^^
ops, sorry, wrong link i pasted, the correct 1 is “http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hishammuddin_Hussein“
Ah Yap, you should contest in the next General Election and seat for DAP Parliment or DUN. You have my support man!