The Best Way To Make Money Online Is To Teach People How To Make Money Online!
Jul 30th, 2007 by AhYap
Soufu wrote a post on Affiliate: a decent job for Aseans?
Suddenly I have a lot to say too!
You really think that it is easy to make money online? It seems to me that the only way to make money online, is to TEACH people how to make money online.
That’s the same as GOLD RUSH. 150 years ago, everyone thought that there were lots of gold beneath the land. So a lot of people rushed to dig and dig and dig. But they didn’t make any money because there isn’t even 0.01% of gold that they have imagined. They are just dreaming.
Guess who make the most money? The guy who sold these dreamers the digging tools (shovels, etc) and also Mr Levi Strauss, who sell them Levi’s Jeans!
Now the same thing is happening again. It’s really hard to dig for gold from the internet but is far more easy to sell the Shovel and Jeans to the greedy people that want to make money online!
There are thousands of online ebooks and courses sold online that teach you ‘How to make money online’.
Many so-called guru in Malaysia are giving seminars and workshops to those who want to learn how to make money online.
There is a Malaysian guy sending out SPAM email asking us to join his workshop for RM250 and he will teach us ‘How to rank #1 in Google!”. And that’s really a joke. If he can rank #1 for the word ‘Mortgage’ in Google, he will be an multi-millionaire. He don’t need to organize a workshop for RM250. I can instantly teach you how to rank #1 in Google. I will rank #1 for the keyword rankno1ingoogle in a few days because that keyword exist only once in the entire internet and that’s AhYap.com! Pay me RM250 please.
Ranking #1 in Google is not enough to make you money. You need to rank #1 for profitable keywords. Rank #1 for the keyword “Najib” won’t make you rich. You need to rank #1 for something like “credit card”. And if you can rank #1 for “credit card”, I will pay you RM25,000.
And there is a woman who called herself “The #1 Internet Marketing Coach”. Yucks. She called herself so because she said Google ranked her #1 for the keyword “Internet Marketing Coach”.
This really makes me laugh. Google ranks you #1 for the keyword “Internet Marketing Coach” only means you are #1 for that keyword in the search results and doesn’t mean you are the #1 Internet Marketing Coach. ^&%@##$@#%%
AhYap.com ranked #4 for the keyword ’sohai’ so AhYap is the #4 Sohai in the world?!!! Wahahaha (maybe true).
But AhYap.com ranked #1 for the keyword ‘AhYap’ so I am the smartest AhYap in the world? Oh, I thought you say I am the #4 sohai just now?
And if she is so good, she should have ranked #1 for the keyword ‘Internet Marketing’, not ‘Internet Marketing Coach’. There are a lot of people search for ‘Internet Marketing’ but there is not much people search for ‘Internet Marketing Coach’. She did ranked #4 for ‘Internet Marketing’ if you search in Google but that’s because we are using a Malaysia IP. If you are looking at the US results, she is no where in the Top 100. Shame, shame. And I don’t think she knows how to make Google shows US results.
And her website has only a PageRank of 4. (PageRank is a score given by Google to grade a page with 10 being the highest)
Even AhYap as the #4 sohai in the world has PageRank of 3 while the #3 cibai in the world Mr Cibailang has a PageRank of 4 too! So cibailang is also as good as the “#1 Internet Marketing Coach”.
But she is really a RICH WOMAN! Because she is selling you the tools to make money online! She makes a lot of money by teaching you how to make money online!
And remember she doesn’t make those money online because she is organizing her seminars offline in her computer lab and advertising her tools and seminars on local newspaper, which are OFFLINE.
And why it works even she is not as good as soufulow when it comes to internet marketing? Because you only need to be in Standard 3 level to qualify teaching a kindergarden student (small baby). 99% people who want to make money online are internet marketing idiots. Probably don’t even have kindergraden level, just baby learning how to walk. If your internet marketing skill is at Standard 3, you can easily teach a kindergarden student. You don’t need to be a PHD in Internet Marketing.
Anyone wants to pay me RM250 for a 2-hour internet marketing seminar? I am happy to entertain as I believe I got Standard 4 in Internet Marketing. 
Regards,
AhYap
The #4 Sohai In The World according to Google.
Wow, you really throw it all out isn’t?
perhaps you can teach ppl how to blog :p
ya lo
fuck those cibai ppl
tipu nia sing
That will make ahyap the sohai he’s screwing here. i’ll be happy to be the first blogger to fuck his backside hard.
@Ahyap: agreed with u on the post, totally…it made me real sick seeing internet marketer that cant make money at all, teaching ppl to make money? and even worse, there are a few malaysians that admit openly they know nothing about SEO (ok, i knew SEO is not a must) are popping up and naming themselves gurus… please lar~
Oooooo, Donald is commenting. lit-zheng, salute to the #3 cibai in the world!
Hnn, I wouldn’t really say that you’re 100% right on this. I’m doing an online business, selling health products, and my income is between US$5,000 to US$7,000 each month (give or take).
The only thing is that it’s quite hard in the beginning. Takes around 2 months or so to actually get the cash flow. Also, as soufu pointed out, the language barrier is the most common obstacle for us Malaysians. For me, pitching isn’t really a problem. It’s just that when you get some smart ass on the other side, it’s really a damned pain in the arse.
It takes you only 2 months to get US$5,000 to US$7,000 cash flow and you say it is quite hard? A lot of people are willing to work ‘very hard’ this way to make 5k to 7k USD in 2 months.
There are always a lot of smart internet marketers that hides behind the radar.
Does your health product has anything to do with penis enlargement? (just joking)
The samething popped up in my mind… is it another penis enlargement thing, or it’s the blue pills that named start with ‘V’. can’t help… sorry.
Well, first 2 months is kind of hard ’cause most people don’t really know where to start off. Usually, these 2 months is the most crucial time, as it actually shows whether they would make or break. Those who DO succeed will end up like me, or maybe even better. Those who don’t.. well, they could always try again. ^_~
*cough* I USED to sell the penis enlargement product, but not many customers were into it. I wonder why.
Then again, we live in a country where the purchase of condoms usually revolves around entering a 7-11, grabbing the closest box of Durex, dumping money on the counter and fleeing the scene before anyone could even raise an eyebrow.
@Task: Haha, 7-Eleven didn’t stock and sell Durex. I think Durex is not offering the wholesale price they want
They still do back here in KL. Of course, I think it’s due to the fact that not many Malaysians think about family planning.