Loser Yap 4 Years Ago
Oct 10th, 2006 by AhYap
Exactly 4 years ago in October 2002, I finally finished my 9th semester (extended!) in UTM and came home to Ipoh.
Although I enjoy my Uni life very much, there are really a lot of things that show that I am a loser at that time.
1. As a dean list student with a score of 96% on my final year project, I can’t find a company to take me for practical training, until the last minute Flextronics take me up as a pity.
2. I can’t graduate along with my other coursemates because I have to extend 1 more semester.
3. I wore my RM100 long-sleeve shirt that I bought for my graduation dinner and wear my RM50 handsome-yap tie, drove to Senai Seagate and waited 2 hours before it is my turn for the job interview. I screw the interview. The not-so-handsome who wear T-shirt and jeans got the job. Damn it!
4. Going after 3 girls, but all screw up. (note: screw up = failed, not screw in!)
What do I learned? (and you can learn if you want)
1. Doing well in academic and scoring 96% in your final year project doesn’t promise you anything in your future. It just make you feel more fucked up when you can’t get a job! BTW, I still keep my project here.
2. Should have study less and play more, go to mamak stall every night and visit JB every week! If academic result numbers mean everything, computer can select the right candidates on its own and interviews are not required.
3. Be a good boy can’t get you pass an interview. You got to lie your ass off, talk big and over promise. You have to pretend that you know everything. It doesn’t matter if you can really execute your job or not because you don’t even have a chance to execute anything if you can’t get the job in the first place.
To add a little juice to my explanation, after I graduated, I wrote 3 very long letters to 3 different banks begging them to approve me a credit card. All of them reject my application because I don’t have any pay-slips. Honesty and Be-A-Good-Boy is not the way to play the game. Shouldn’t it be easier if I just fake some pay-slips?
4. Girls? No comment. Ask playboy soufu to comment. Soufu, how many papayas have you pluck when you are in UM? Kekekekeke.
There are a few everrgreen myths among chinese families (and even indian’s according to my buddy)…
myth 1:
eat rice (or go sleep or stop crying or stop playing), if not mata-mata will come and catch u.
myth 2:
study well and money will follow.
myth 3: (that hurt the most!)
study well and dun worry, girls will follow when money follow.
i believe cibai yap is one of the unlucky ones who got trapped in such myth and never aware that his parents and any other adults were talking cock…. which lead to his disappointment when he face reality:
reality 1:
mata will only come to u if there is ‘$’ sign (rasuah) on u.
reality 2:
it needs more than just studies to achieve good career…especially in cock-talking skills.
reality 3:
sorry, girls dont follow bookworms. ever heard of ‘girls just wanna have fun’? whats fun is there in a fucked-up book worm?
but hey, everything happened for a reason. great disappointment often leads you to extra motivation. will u be such *FREE* if u manage to grad on time? or got the job? or got training at the first place? …hmmm, dont think so.
by the way, daisohai, it is EXTREMELY stupid to write letter to bankers to apply credit card.
Daisohai, you still haven’t answer my quations on the amount of PAPAYAS you have plucked in UM! Anyway thanks for hanging around my cock-talking blog.
ah yap.. u damn sohai la.. no bank will wanna let anyone apply for a credit card without a pay slip. unless stated otherwise. summore write so long letter to banks.. u gots to be kiddin me..
lol!!
Bobian, I really have no pay slips and I just thought my honestly and my academic results will worth something. End up that old newspaper worth more than my honestly and academic results.
kanne, but u r ok now lah!!!
kakakaka
me also should play more …
It’s never too late to gain from knowing the disturbing truth. Anyway, learning from it will enable you better to prepare yourself in the future. Have faith.
Wah I am so happy reading this post because I have so many comments! Thank you very much for all of you guys who read my blog post!
It’s not too late to realize all these cibai reality.. at least u know.. comparing to those ppl that are still struggling but still don’t know what they don’t really know.. that’s baru called pity.. ^^
regarding on the papaya questions….hey, i am a loyal guy, i dont pluck papaya, okay?
cibaiyap, u are more cibai than cibailang, u better change ur domain to cibaiyapcom, suits u more.
I enjoy reading your blog. I’d like to request for your pic in your blog so i can picture this young cute guy! Be good and put your own ok. Thanks.
Working now?
Keep it up, life is about street wise, not education.
Damn ur so good at talking cock, i envy u.