I wrote a very long post (actually longest in my blog) few weeks ago called Why Smart People Don’t Fight Against Prostitution. I also believe it is my greatest post. But I make a silly mistake as a blogger. It was too long. So people just skip it through, but if you do, you miss plenty of jokes. Wahahaha.
April wrote in the comment, “Cool. I like this post very much. Interesting and very true. What about pimps?”
Yeah, the first answer I need to find out is not What about pimps, but What is the meaning of the word ‘pimps’?! Answers.com gives the definition as”One who finds customers for a prostitute”, so that means Bapa Ayam.
Bapa Ayam play a very important role in the Chicken Industry.
1. They protect their girls from abusive customers, especially physical abuse. Some customers think that their RM30 is very big, want to play 6 hours, want to play SM and expect the girl to supply the candles. Some expect to get free gifts like cigarettes and mineral water.
2. They are more aggressive sales man then Citibank Credit Card and Digi! They don’t need a degree in Business and Marketing but they are still able to get customers for you. Depending on the chicken standard, some Bapa Ayam get customers directly from the street (guys that walk in Jalan Bukit Bintang before know what I mean), some uses the newspaper and yellow pages to advertise their massage girls or tour guide, some even got website ahchicken.com.
3. They charge only by commission. So if they can’t get customer for you, you don’t need to pay.
I suggest all credit card salesman and mobile line salesman to consider switching their job to Bapa Ayam since they do almost the same thing. You can get free service some more. Stop asking me what credit card or phone line I used when I go to Jaya Jusco and when I pump petrol! I don’t need another credit card or phone line!