Places I Wish To Go
Jan 29th, 2007 by AhYap
Soufu make a post on 43 top places I wanted to go. Here comes my version.
1. Kinokuniya Book Store. Wahahaha. I am in KL now and will be going there tonight. I just go and see-see-look-look-smell-smell (I like to SMELL new books just like girls like to SMELL their shampoo and bath gel before they buy). Won’t really buy lots of books because buying books is easy but reading is painful (lots of time and energy)! So smell-smell is good enough.
Side note: for those who can invent a device that allows me to transfer all the information in a book to my brain within minutes, I will pay you 10 times the value of each book that I want to install to my brain. But I don’t want to kena electric shock and poke holes and wires on my body. Make it wireless please.
2. Beijing Olympic 2008, Opening Ceremony, Badminton and Rugby! I hope that Malaysia can win the very first Gold medal in badminton. Rugby is fun because you still got to MOVE FORWARD when 3 people are pulling youl.
3. Ice skiing! Prefer to go the US but I don’t think they will let me in because I look like a terrorist. Wahaha. And I am also an options trader. You need to declare if you are an options trader when you enter US (via the immigration form). Options trader are considered as potential terrorist by the US government. Osama Bin Laden bombed the World Trade Center on September 11. He bought a lot of PUT options at the same time (PUT options make money when stock market crashed). When the 2 towers came down, the US stock market also came down. So Osama made a lot of money to pay his employees and fund his R&D department. See, Osama is a very smart businessman too!
So I think I will have no choice but to choose Canada. Can’t pick UK because of their expensive UK Pound (7 Ringgit baru dapat 1 Pound, Celaka) and I really cannot tahan their slang. They speak with their nose! Pain become Pan, Year become Yee (1 yee, 2 yees), Fear become Fee (Fee Factor), ‘Are You Sure’ become ‘Are you Sor’, Malaysia become Mar-lai-siar… zzz
4. Pulau Pangkor. What the fuck! Pulau Pangkor?! Not French Polynesia, not Maldives, not Seychelles and Not Fiji? Yes, you are damn right, it is Pulau Pangkor that I want to introduce to you.
Come on. It is Visit Malaysia 2007! Have some support for Pulau Pankor. The pictures I show you are Pangkor Laut Resort. And I know your mind is still mumbling, “What the fuck, Pulau Pankor?!!!”. While you are still mumbling, please note that their room rates start from USD 275++ to USD 825++. Or you can book up special areas in the island for your own private use. Rates are between USD 8,000 to USD 14,000 for 3 nights.
Oh, by the way USD stands for United States Dollar and all prices are subject to 10% service charge and 5% goverment tax. Complete rates table are available here.
Now only you know you are god damn poor. Wahahahaha.
Long time i never go Kino d. I also like to smell books. Sometimes the security ppl/bookstore ppl look at me like one kind. New books smell so orgasmic.
At least english ppl talk cock less than our local politicians. and by local i mean my OWN local politician, my own beloved country ‘Shar Island’.
I thought you are with me on the island hoping? … too bad its not in your list.
Came back from Kinokuniya. Can’t resist myself and bought 3 books. Notice 1 bad thing about kino. Most books are wrapped and you don’t have a chance to peak inside. Damn it. I like to blog ‘politics’, later let me shoot lim kit siang and abdullah. AKAN DATANG!
Mr Soufu, I am a scuba diver and I like sea like you because Ipoh don’t have any. That’s why I will be island and beach quite a lot. And because I don’t like to ride bus a lot, I prefer to stay at the same beachhouse most of the time. So the problem now is when are you going to get your scuba license!
Now that’s a good challenge…
yeah..totally agreed that pangkor laut is really nice n romance place to go..especially for ” honey moon”
when u go ahyap, i join can or not
Singapore also got Kinokuniya lar Donald.