Sometimes I can be very rude, as long as I don’t have the RISK of getting killed!
A hosting company suspended my account long ago accusing me of sending SPAM email. Hell, I didn’t even send out email using that account. They accused me of spamming which I didn’t do. They suspended my account and took all my money! Do you know how it feels when someone accused you of something that you didn’t do?
Yesterday, their system send me an INVOICE asking me to renew my account!
> We would like to notify you that you have a new invoice which has been generated for services you purchased from [Cibai Company], and that we will automatically re bill your Debit or Credit Card on the due date.
This is of course a mistake because my account is already suspended. So for fun, this is what I replied (remember I won’t get killed or punched in the eye by doing this)
> Due your fucking head. You suspended my account by simply accusing me of spamming and now you dare to send me an invoice. Go fuck yourself off.
Wahahahaha. I really do that for fun and not for anger. They deserve that. I didn’t expect them to reply but they did!
> And a merry Xmas to you to. Maybe you should not send SPAM then, but obviously you would not understand that seeing as how rude you are.
Wahahahaha. I am so happy because I can reply again and have fun. Here is it.
> Don’t talk cock to me. I know I am rude but for you, that’s way too kind to you. You and your cock company accused me of SPAMMING which until today you still wanna say I did it without giving any sound proof. You suspend an innocent man account and take his money unethically and now you say I should be kind to you? Now go Fuck in Christmas.
Wahahahaha. Don’t do that if that person is standing 2 feet away from you. You will get killed and if you are lucky and still survived, your ass hole will probably resized from o to O.
Life is fun! Again, WAHAHAHAHAHA!