|You are stressed the whole game.||Smoking reduces stress.|
|You get frustrated when you get killed, losing or your teammate is a noob.||Smoking let you calm down and relax.|
|You get tired after playing.||You feel more energetic after smoking,|
|Your winning/enjoyment rely on your teammate.||You can enjoy smoking alone.|
|You waste 1 hour per game.||It takes only 2 minutes.|
|You need to master 70+ heroes, 60+ items, 200+ spells & magics, etc.||You only need to know how to suck and blow.|
Oh God, Dota Sucks! I am swicthing to smoking!